A priest was walking along the school corridor near the preschool wing when a group of children were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. A boy of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?" The priest replied that this is the uniform priests wear. The boy pointed to the priest's little plastic collar insert and asked, "Does it hurt?" The priest took it out to show him. On the back of the collar are raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know what those words say?" "Yes, I do," said the boy. Peering intently at the letters he said, "It says, 'Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!'"
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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us," the mother said, "but what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?" A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"
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A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money." "At Sunday school," the boy replied. "They have bowls of it."
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